very different in a very good way.. love it

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A woman asked me if I wanted to be a writer. I smirked with that narcissistic grin given to me through specific genes.

"I'm already a writer," I said, "the world just doesn't know it yet."

And then she left. Sadly, I laughed at myself.

I REMEMBER THISSSS
look so gooood
love it
but cant we kill the cupcake
by letting me eat it instead

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BLARGH!!!!!!!

Because then you'd be fat. That is not just any cupcake, its a magical Mattcake. You see, everytime you eat something and don't gain ANY FREAKING weight, its because all the magical fat energy is being stored by that magical Mattcake. So if you eat it you defeat the point and all that sugar and fat and carbs come flooding back.

But you see, that guy has a deathwish and wants to die from diabetes, so he's trying to eat it for you.

...

Holy god, I need to go to bed.

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We demand, we demand, we demand the right to piss in different colours.

this is wonderful.

XDDDDD X100000

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Visit this one too~macusers
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?

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We demand, we demand, we demand the right to piss in different colours.

it's made of win and awesome

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Visit my club! ~dewprism-fans
Visit this one too~macusers
cooler than a dinosaur on wheels ~Astrolith
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ahhhh. Well then thank you!

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We demand, we demand, we demand the right to piss in different colours.

no problem

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Visit my club! ~dewprism-fans
Visit this one too~macusers
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and you can buy these things! [link]

Haha, I like this. Definitely original!